Top 10 Naughty Pick Up Lines | Naughtiest Pick Up Lines | Naughty Pick Up Line

Top 10 Naughty Pick Up Lines | Naughtiest Pick Up Lines | Naughty Pick Up Line

Here are an example of naughty pick up lines that you can use on your everyday mischievous conversation with anyone you like.

• "If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
• "Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"
• "Hey baby, you've got somthing on your butt, my eyes."


• "This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine."

• "It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."
• You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

• Most people like to watch the Superbowl because it only happens once a year, but Id rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime

• "Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? (NO!) Damn, I always get 'love' and 'lust' mixed up. " 

• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
• When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you

• "Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it."

• Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.
• Hey can I follow you home? ("What?") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.

• "(Look at her shirt label) When she say, 'What are you doing?' You respond: 'Yep! Made in heaven!' "

• "Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"


• "If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?"


• "I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. " 


• "It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway? "

Here's a video of some of the flirty and naughty sayings and one liners to watch.

Naughty Flirty Quotes

Guy picking up a girl

Top 10 Naughty Pick Up Lines | Naughtiest PickUp Lines | Naughty PickUp Line