Top 10 Halloween Jokes - Funny Halloween Jokes

Top 10 Halloween Jokes - Funny Halloween Jokes

Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A. You suck.

Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn't have a haunting license.

Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A. Fangsgiving

Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A. Sherlock Bones.

Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A. Every night he turns into a bat.

Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It's a pain in the neck.

Q. What songs does Dracula hate?
A. "You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders."

Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A. Dead ends.

Q. How do you scare a mummy
A. with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.

Top 10 Halloween Jokes - Funny Halloween Jokes