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Christmas Quotes | Best Christmas Quotes | Famous Quotes



One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
by Andy Rooney

Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home. 
 by Carol Nelson

Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
by Washington Irving

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Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
 by Calvin Coolidge






Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.
by Helen Steiner Rice
 



A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
by Garrison Keillor 

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"Jesus loves me, this I know - that is why I don't drive slow!"

" Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives."

" If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"Either he's dead or my watch has stopped."

"I really didn't say everything I said."

"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."

"It ain't the heat; it's the humility."

"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."

"It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on
the cost of living."

"You can't think and hit at the same time."

" If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a
shipment."

"All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something. "

"Ham radio operators do it with greater frequency."

"If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping."

"Lawyers - Criminals I forget the difference"

"IF THE SCREAMS FROM MY TRUNK BOTHER YOU TURN UP YOUR RADIO"

"Work, yeah I tried that once. Worst 7 minutes of my life."

"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."

"Ice cream is not sexy. It's not wiggly and jiggly."

"A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after. "

"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

" Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"

"Love Thy neighbors but don't get caught"

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