Halloween Quotations | Funny Halloween Quotes | Quotes

The witches fly
Across the sky,
The owls go, "Who? Who? Who?"
The black cats yowl
And green ghosts howl,
"Scary Halloween to you!"
- Nina Willis Walter

"I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween."
Charles Swartz

"I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?"
- Drew Carey


This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
- Conan O'Brien

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
- Steve Almond

There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.
- Joseph Conrad

A gypsy fire is on the hearth,
Sign of the carnival of mirth;
Through the dun fields and from the glade
Flash merry folk in masquerade,
For this is Halloween!
- Unknown