"Jesus loves me, this I know - that is why I don't drive slow!"
" Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives."
" If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
"Either he's dead or my watch has stopped."
"I really didn't say everything I said."
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"It ain't the heat; it's the humility."
"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."
"It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on
the cost of living."
"You can't think and hit at the same time."
" If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a
"All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something. "
"Ham radio operators do it with greater frequency."
"If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping."
"Lawyers - Criminals I forget the difference"
"IF THE SCREAMS FROM MY TRUNK BOTHER YOU TURN UP YOUR RADIO"
"Work, yeah I tried that once. Worst 7 minutes of my life."
"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."
"Ice cream is not sexy. It's not wiggly and jiggly."
"A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after. "
"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."
" Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"
"Love Thy neighbors but don't get caught"
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